Posted by iridescentlady16 at 01:01 PM on June 2, 2004.
Holy cow. I had to miss training today cause I had to go to our province.
Let's just say it was hilariously and freakishly traumatizing at the same time. My day went something like this:
- Went somewhere in Paseo de Roxas cause my mom had an interview for this new job thing. Lol. So we dropped her off and my dad went with the 3 of us kiddos *nger* to this building where he worked before cause there was this Dunkin Donuts thing there and McDo.
- I was bugging my dad by saying really annoying stuff like: "Does this place bring back painful memories?" (he has this biz thing now and he works from home. He's like home 24/7.) but then he didn't get annoyed. Creepy shit man.
- Anyway. Lol. Went to McDo and my got my sis pancakes. Lol. It was hilarious. I was drinking hot choco and my sister was complaining and shit cause she had no more syrup so I got pissed and brought her to this thing where she said "extra syrup" was. LOL. It turned out it wasn't syrup but vinegar. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. I laughed my ass off for about a year.
- Mom's interview thing finished and I ended up walking into the males bathroom by mistake. Numerous male eyebrows waggled up and down at me. The fuck man? DISGUSTINGMUS.
- Set off already to go to the province. Lol. Dad was telling us all these hilarious stories of when he and my mom were still dating. I laughed my ass off for about a year more.
I'll jump to when we got to the province already.
I soon realized that wearing shorts and a halter top was a HUMONGOUS GUMONGOUS HUGE TITANICALLY BIG-BUTTED mistake.
You figure out why.
We rode this jeep thing *weehee* to my Lola's place and she gave me this paper thing which basically stated that ^Katrina Pauline L. Marquez^ owns blahblahblah land.
It was a hill.
I own a hill.
A HILL.
O_O
Anyway. After the hill-y surprise, we ate lunch and my 17 year old uncle was there with his friends. Dang. Have they never seen a chick from Manila before? MUST THEY STARE? I know I'm hideous but DANG. That was just... *ouch*.
I felt all grossed out so I went to talk to my other uncle, (15 yr old) Ryan and told him all about it. His eyes went all wide and he was all: "They want your number you know."
Eeeeeeek. Not that I have anything against them but you know.
Holy cow. It was just so... scary. I was innocently eating my lunch and all of them were like staring at me from across the table. Holy cow?! Even my dad noticed. He was laughing his ass off so hard it almost pelted away from his hips.
Anyway. The short and short of it is, I witnessed a grotesque thing: A pig giving birth. HOLY COW. They have an umblical cord or whatever. EEEERIE shit. And my GRANDMA STUCK HER HAND IN THE PIGGY'S FANNY and GRABBED the PIGLET.
Holy cow.
Too traumatized to type more.
Wait. One last thing. MS. PARAGUAY SHUD'VE FREAKING WON.
Let's just say it was hilariously and freakishly traumatizing at the same time. My day went something like this:
- Went somewhere in Paseo de Roxas cause my mom had an interview for this new job thing. Lol. So we dropped her off and my dad went with the 3 of us kiddos *nger* to this building where he worked before cause there was this Dunkin Donuts thing there and McDo.
- I was bugging my dad by saying really annoying stuff like: "Does this place bring back painful memories?" (he has this biz thing now and he works from home. He's like home 24/7.) but then he didn't get annoyed. Creepy shit man.
- Anyway. Lol. Went to McDo and my got my sis pancakes. Lol. It was hilarious. I was drinking hot choco and my sister was complaining and shit cause she had no more syrup so I got pissed and brought her to this thing where she said "extra syrup" was. LOL. It turned out it wasn't syrup but vinegar. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. I laughed my ass off for about a year.
- Mom's interview thing finished and I ended up walking into the males bathroom by mistake. Numerous male eyebrows waggled up and down at me. The fuck man? DISGUSTINGMUS.
- Set off already to go to the province. Lol. Dad was telling us all these hilarious stories of when he and my mom were still dating. I laughed my ass off for about a year more.
I'll jump to when we got to the province already.
I soon realized that wearing shorts and a halter top was a HUMONGOUS GUMONGOUS HUGE TITANICALLY BIG-BUTTED mistake.
You figure out why.
We rode this jeep thing *weehee* to my Lola's place and she gave me this paper thing which basically stated that ^Katrina Pauline L. Marquez^ owns blahblahblah land.
It was a hill.
I own a hill.
A HILL.
O_O
Anyway. After the hill-y surprise, we ate lunch and my 17 year old uncle was there with his friends. Dang. Have they never seen a chick from Manila before? MUST THEY STARE? I know I'm hideous but DANG. That was just... *ouch*.
I felt all grossed out so I went to talk to my other uncle, (15 yr old) Ryan and told him all about it. His eyes went all wide and he was all: "They want your number you know."
Eeeeeeek. Not that I have anything against them but you know.
Holy cow. It was just so... scary. I was innocently eating my lunch and all of them were like staring at me from across the table. Holy cow?! Even my dad noticed. He was laughing his ass off so hard it almost pelted away from his hips.Anyway. The short and short of it is, I witnessed a grotesque thing: A pig giving birth. HOLY COW. They have an umblical cord or whatever. EEEERIE shit. And my GRANDMA STUCK HER HAND IN THE PIGGY'S FANNY and GRABBED the PIGLET.
Holy cow.
Too traumatized to type more.
Wait. One last thing. MS. PARAGUAY SHUD'VE FREAKING WON.